I Make'em Good Girls Go Bad



COBRA STARSHIP IS FREAKINN FUNNY!!!



awesome dress sense, crappy frontman, adorable keytar player, and most importantly badass drummer.. YEAH!!! what's not to like?

anyway, have u guys heard how the band was formed? (TRUE STORY)

Gabe Saporta was born in Montevideo, Uruguay, a tiny wedge of a country between Argentina and Brazil. At age four he immigrated to Queens with dreams of becoming a rockstar. His father, Diego, who had been a doctor in Uruguay, sold scarves on the streets of Manhattan to support his son's habits.

By age twenty, Gabe was well on his way to realizing his dream. In typical rockstar fashion, he crafted existentialist drivel out of his big bag of regurgitated bullshit, developed a messiah complex big enough to house a couple of homeless people, and spread his "gospel" to the four corners of the earth. Also in typical rockstar fashion, he talked a lot of shit, picked fights, and ended up in a bunch of legal battles.

When it finally came crashing down, Gabe found himself lost--living a life without meaning or purpose.
So Gabe headed for the arid wastelands of the Arizona desert to contemplate his existence. In the desert, Gabe spends his days and nights pondering the nature of being, the collective unconscious, the irreducible complexity of bacteria flagellum, and perfecting blue steel--it's more of a softer look; he uses it for footwear.

However, every evening his meditations are interrupted by mysterious lights plaguing the night sky. On one particular such night, the lights are so mesmerizing that Gabe enters into a trance-like state. He becomes catatonic and weightless, so weightless in fact that he begins to levitate. But just as Gabe is beginning to lift off the ground, a cobra lunges from the depths of the darkness and bites him! Bites him right in the fucking neck!

After a week on the brink of death, hallucinating from the venomous bite, he awakes to find the snake with a wet towel in its fangs, patting down Gabe's sweltering forehead.

"Holy shit," Gabe exclaims, "this snake that almost killed me is patting down my forehead
with a moist towelette!"

"Good morning to you too," says the reptile.
"Holy Shit! A talking snake!"

"I am a cobra," corrects the snake, "and the lights that have hounded you night after night are from the starship that brought me here. You see, I have been sent from the future to find you."

"Me?" Gabe asks, flattered and excited at the possibility of validating his existence. "Am I supposed to save the world!?"

"Uh, no," replies the cobra. "Not exactly. You see kid, there is no salvation." The cobra goes on to tell Gabe about the world's final days. Cobras were the only ones who survived.

Shocked by this tale of Armageddon, Gabe finally asks in bewilderment, "then what do you need me from me? What is my destiny?"

"The purpose of your life is to make sure mankind goes out in style."

"How do I do that?"

"By teaching hipsters to not take themselves so seriously and by telling emo kids to stop being pussies. How's that for a start?"

...didn't i say they talk a lot crap?... haha

On HOLIDAY!!!!

amacm amacm amacm

its the holiday, im sleeping all day, staying up all niteeeeee:)

partying like there's no tomorrow, moshing with half-naked, fatwhite boys, crowd surfing, dancing dancing, jumping jumping, hi 5-ing random strangers, playing ice and water, crocodile at playgrounds, jamming, making music...

oh and of course...puase-ing and terawih-ing

yup thats basically how's life been like since the end of exams.... a dizzying whirl

so now im looking at 6 weeks of pure bliss.... haiz what to do what to do

well, anberlin at baybeats was awesome btw...



ok im promise to have more updates...aite:)

p.s: it's ok... i don't care about you anymore

Gone Too Soon








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Gone Too Soon
RIP Michael Jackson

Peace!

I really like working at MPH. As in seriously ar, i truly feel at home being surrounded by books. Reading the latest releases all day, tending to ang moh customers ( i swear i'm gonna pick up an accent sooner or later...haha). I love my fellow staffies.

Cool dudes like

My Team Leader Fadli,
Mid 20's, Cool dude, stylo hair, man of few words but carries out his job admirably. I look up to him a lot. Been working there for 5 years, says that he's comfortable there, testament to how much working at MPH rocks!!!

The Other Team Leader Din
a.k.a Aaron. The ladies man. Kirakan hawtsuff ar. Abang Din is in his early 30's but flirts with almost every girl in the store. No wonder he's been blissfully single all this while.

Suffyan, The man with THE HAIR
Cool dude. Cool hair. gaming freak!!! goes after Chinese Girls...so beware!!! Yup he's the dude i go to if i feel like talking about girls...haha

Hot Gals like

Kak Salmah and Kak Azizah
Ok actually they're all more like mak ciks already with kak azizah having a son my age. but hey who cares? haha... no lah.. theyre all gr8 motherly figures ar... and i feel very safe whenever they're around....1,2,3.....awwwwwwwwww

Adidah
She's married. No kidding. And here i thought she was a cute poly gal.haha...seriously sia she looks damn young ar for a 25 yr old. well so oops! out of bounds...haha... very cute sengau voice."OKAAAAAAAAAY". Like to think of her as the kakak figure.

Norida and Umi
Im alrite towards Umi but im more closer to Norida. She very the gossiper sia.. hah, and she likes to kutuk troublesome customers. Of course i join la!

Wan Li
The dye hair queen! Very cheena.Its not an insult ok. She very funny la. fun to talk to!

Marylyn
Very the cute. If i were a Chinese dude, i would have been nursing a huge crush on her. But since Im a Malay dude, argggghh, ah what the heck, i still have a crush on her. She may be 21, but im taller than her so who cares.haha

Ivy
Chinese gal but she's so tanned that i mistook her for a malay girl at first. My fellow part timer, she's been at mph over a year, the longest tenured part-timer ever. Hail Queen Ivy!

Other than the work front, my life's been ok. Everyone around me seems to be hooking up ar.haha. tapi aku tkan ah.HIDUP MATI TETAP SINGLE BEB !!!!haha... macam faham..

im still confused ar. and i dunt think im gonna be able to clear it up anytime soon man. but for now, im happy the state i am. i hate to be tied down. Alone but never lonely. amacm...haha

For Point Wasted, its even more complicated sia. I rather not talk abt this ar but all i have to say is this. To make this work, everyone and i mean everyone has to be commited, and make th effort to improve. Or else we would forever stagnate. have brilliant song ideas then i want to bring to life but i cant do it alone so guys buck up people.

Well, school is starting tomorrow. Sp hasn't gotten swine flu yet so we still have to report for school..damn...haha... miss my dtvm01 dude and duddettes... and i still haven said hi to ratna... haha...we'll see what happens...

So yah, if someone were to ask me "Hey ann. how's life?" I will tell them to go read up this entry. But then again who cares?...haha

.....i can feel myself on the cusp of something big. RIP MJ. u inspire me to be a musician...

fast times at pasir ris high

got to catch up with khuzaimah today...had an awesome time ya'll! funny how it happened though.... was talking to her on msn, and on a wimp, asked to meet her

and voila,

there we all were talking crap and chatting like the good old times. well, as it turns out, it is a very small world indeed...

khuzaimah happens to be the tuition classmate of baraq's amore. freaky weird coincidence sia.

so yah, hopefuly the next time we meet again, im gonna bring baraq so he can get the heck teased out of him from khuzaimah, and heather can come along just so i can listen to her busheet and aiyah once more....haha

after that met up with moobs and chilled a while more, as he regaled me about his day watching transformers with his amore. i could tell that he had enjoyed himself very much...haha... BUT DAMN WHY MUST MEGAN FOX BE A MAN???

im also glad that yul and baraq were finally able to settle their little conflict... haiz you see what happens when guys cannot set their ego aside... kata jer lelaki, merajuk jugak..haiz

so yah since baraq has ald watched the movie, and yul has no intention of seeing it, plus the maass bail out of my class who had cancelled our planned outing... ive got no one to ask out.... hmmmm

....still waiting for her reply.....

very sick

damn man...been feeling like crap this past 3 days....

Runny nose, incessant coughing, high fever of >38 degrees C, yup....

all the symptoms of the flu

so naturally the doc looked pretty freaked out when he saw me entering his clinic with my face mask on...

hell everyone that walked past me shot me dirty glances like i was some freak... haiz SINGAPOREAN AH!!!

miss my class...damn and i missed Christopher Gill's class today

DOUBLE DAMN!!!

sitting at home, doing nothing, strumming the guitar like some hobo, as what my bro would call it... pls Farhan, you better get your ass better real soon godammit....

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haiz long time no blog...i miss this place man...haiz

so updates, updates...hmmm

1) so well ive moved to my new house in bedok, its beside some church, so as Baraq rightly pointed out, it would be very convenient for me if i were to go for my prayers...haha

2) my cat's gone MISSING....Little Nicky "Sexy Beast, Sexy Cat" Scofield has dissapeared..haiz(long story)

3) ive finally, like FINALLY started poly..thank GOD!!!

although im like the only malay dude in my class, my course is quite brand new so a lot of exciting things are happening right here in DTVM....no worries though... it so turns out that my classmates are AWESOME..quite the eclectic crew...AND VERY VERY GLOBALISED!!! haha

let me intoduce to u my class and u can see why...

there is

Joasseph who is african-american chinese and yueng wing who is from hong kong but speaks like an american


here's joasseph again with chee keong and my other fellow class rep dearest Yan Tze


then there's lilian + jillian...apparently jillian is eurasian chinese


here's urshula and melissa- urshula joey sperman is the most rojak of them all...New Zealand German Chinese!!! wassup with dat??? haha





then there's Angelina who insists she's fully Chinese... i dun believe that



as u can see we get along jusssssst finneeeeee....


here's mika who is fully chinese but very tanned, skinny and is a mat rep wannabe....and he's like the only dude im comfortable talking in my mother tongue to....AND HE'S NOT EVEN MALAY!!



here's gary...portugese dutch chinese...plays bass....mat rep wannabe also...haiyah sad sia



si yuan my man, very enterprising dude, owns his own company...power sia... writer for various websites and most importantly my gym buddy... YEAH...grrrrRRRRR



Yi Chuan, Man U fan therefore he is my MORTAL ENEMY...but thankfully he is also a WRESTLING fan therefore he is my BRO!!! haha...u see its easy to be my bro



and then there's this kid...


no he is not from my class, he's this adorable hotsuff whom i met at the fountain outside bugis junction while my class went out to watch Wolverine together

and ended up playing water with him









so yup that's how my life's been recently....





hmmm....very interesting....